Apa ini notifikasi Facebook gila?

Was looking through my mail spammed with Facebook notifications and I saw this :

 

  'Natalie menulis pada Dinding saya' ??

Why change my Facebook setting to bahasa melayu?

 

 

I'm already cheesed by Facebook being slow and all. Now this happens all by itself.

 

Then I get this a bit further down.

Oooh. Aku sudah dapat Rakan baru.

 

 

Hahhahaha

Pautan! Is that what 'link' is called?

And what is 'memaparkan profil' ?

Which genius decided to use the word 'beliau' ?

I can imagine the translator pulling his hair out if he tries to translate more high-tech words.

 

So while I was thinking..my itchy finger decided to really find out how facebooking in pure Malay would be like.

 

..And bravely ventured into the unknown.

 

 

 

 

Holy shit.

 

 

Navigation sounds screwed up.

Now I know what 'inbox' is in Malay.

 

My status message goes:

Buat apa tu?

 

What happens when you're tagged in an album?

 

If you're hungry, you get fed with news.

'Suaplah' saya - *aummm*

 

The very popular 'poke' application is now called:

 
Sakitnyeerr.

 

When you comment on a photo, it becomes:

 

 

 

 

 

When you wanna see which friends of yours are online.

LOL.

 

Last but not least..for some reason, Facebook seems to think that Malay users have some sort of physical dysfunction.

 

Send 'Surat Komplen' in full Malay to Pasukan Facebook then only they know. obscene betul. CIS.

Cheers!
-EVo-

 

P.S. I think a couple making love in Malay would sound like a comedy more than anything else. Daymn. Sayang abang.