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    Hahahaha Lee Chong Wei Lausai

    I read today's sports section in the thestar.com.my and saw this:

     

    "Chen Long upsets weakened Chong

    Wei in opening round.

    The world No. 1 was beaten 21-7, 16-21, 18-21 by unseeded Chinese and former world junior champion Chen Long in the first round of the Indian Open in Hyderabad. It was the first time in 22 months that Chong Wei ended up as a first-round casualty after the defeat by compatriot Mohd Hafiz Hashim at the Singapore Open in 2007."

     

    I wondered how that could happen??

     

    I thought he damn gaya went and won the Swiss Open and even tapau Lin Dan??

     

    I thought his days of 'Kena Tapau during Olympics' were back.

     

    Until I read further and saw...

     

    Chong Wei, who. . . . . . . attributed the early exit to the stomach upset he suffered the previous day.

    “We have been having our meals at the hotel for the past few days. But I was getting bored with it and we went out for food,” he said in a telephone interview.

    “I started to feel weak this morning. I started the match well but I was not in a good condition. I could have beaten him under normal circumstances but this was just one of those days. It was the first time that I have experienced this.”

     

    I nearly damn LOL lor. So Lee Chong Wei LAUSAI. In Hyderabad, INDIA.

    I can so relate to that in my nasty little incident last November in Greater Noida, India.

     

    16 November 2008, early afternoon at lunch. Yummy:

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    16 November 2008, late evening:

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    17 November 2008, at night:

     

     

    Ah.. Such fond memories of my gastronomic adventure.

     

    “I was told to be careful of the food we take in India but I never thought it would happen to me. In fact, Wong Mew Choo (Malaysian women’s singles player) also did not feel well because we were eating from the same plate and feeding each other like puppies in love,” he said.

    “I am always careful of the food whenever I go for competitions. But we had no choice because it was difficult to get food if we returned late to the hotel.

    Where did you both go la late at night? huh? huh? xD

    “We even had to buy water from outside and that was only possible if the bus stopped at a mini market on the way back.

    “I hope the conditions improves when we return for the world championships. I will not be surprised if some of the players chose not to go.”

     

    Apparently, there were also 4-5 other players who had food poisoning. I gota say he's quite a fighter for turning up at the games. I remember clearly that I was quite immobile for 2 days during the duration of my *ahem*lausai*ahem*. LOLx.

    Well, all the best, CW Lee. Not at the games, but at the recovery...next time before you go to India, make sure you call me for first hand advice :D

     

     

     

    Sorry I so had to post the last one up.. buahhahhahaa.

    Cheers!
    -EVo-

     

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    The stage is set, the crowd is restless.

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    Zouk 5th Anniversary, tonight. Are you going? =)

    Who in the world designed this? lolx!!

    One of my twitterer friends shared this but I forgot his / her name. Sorry ya.

    I think it's supposed to be some sort of air bolster.

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    This toy should be rated 18SX.. lolx.

    And I quote TianChad who said 'That would really called a "Blow job" XD' hahaaa..

     

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    Today I received invitations to two events:

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    It's Zouk's 5th anniversary next Thursday thanks to Advertlets!

     

    *quickly inserts it into Jadual Waktu*

     

    Did I also mention that Josh.my sent me the invite quite early in the morning at 2+. This guy is a real 24hrs guy hahaa..

    This gives me a chance to check out the new (which I've not seen before) rooms that look quite awesome. 

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    I mean, Really awesome ^o^

    Ok, til now I'm not sure if I'm allowed to bring guests along, but I Will Be Keeping You Posted ;)

     

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    Then, later in the evening, I got another invite. This time to...

     

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    I was quite OMG when Leonard called me and said he had a pass for me. I immediately said I'll go I'll go!!

    Only 5 minutes later when I checked my schedule did I realize that there was something on the same day...

     

    Mum's birthday party.

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    And it's not just dinner at night. It's from preparation in the morning til dinner in evening til karaoke at night and tea session at midnight. And Sunburst is 2pm to 2am.

     

    It felt like the Sun just Burst on me man.

     

    I hope the show Sucks. Muahahahahaa. But thanks Leonard. You're alright xD

    Cheers!
    -EVo-

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    P.S  Hot Air Balloon Fiesta at Putrajaya current attendance!

            - Me
            -
    Ego
            - Ellie Missycheerio
            - Renee Zellweger
            - Axiao

    It's gona be early Sunday morning (7.45am) coz that's when the balloon area is open to photographers. I don't wanna miss that =) More details at http://www.myballoonfiesta.com.

    And I dunno what we're in for, so let's hope it's a great event ^.^

    Please leave a comment here if you're going so I can find you and snap snap each other!! =)

    Bryan Lim @ bryanlyt is not really what he seems to be..

    I was trying to search for Twitter users today within my Facebook friends when I also searched for Bryan Lim.

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    I'm pretty sure Bryan's not Bryangelo cause he's not based in S'pore.

    That leaves us with the other 3 users that could possibly be Bryan where they each have something in common *ahem*penis enlargement story*ahem*.

    You've been a Very bad boy Bryan LOL. And until I find your real username I will always have that image of you HAHA.

    Ok, time to sleep y'all!

    Cheers!
    -EVo-

     

    *** Update : Bryan Lim has just added me and he's not any of the 3 penile-*** above (damn). I should've searched for bryanlyt actually. haha..! Check out his twitter at http://twitter.com/bryanlyt.

    Apa ini notifikasi Facebook gila?

    Was looking through my mail spammed with Facebook notifications and I saw this :

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      'Natalie menulis pada Dinding saya' ??

    Why change my Facebook setting to bahasa melayu?

     

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    I'm already cheesed by Facebook being slow and all. Now this happens all by itself.

     

    Then I get this a bit further down.

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    Oooh. Aku sudah dapat Rakan baru.

     

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    Hahhahaha

    Pautan! Is that what 'link' is called?

    And what is 'memaparkan profil' ?

    Which genius decided to use the word 'beliau' ?

    I can imagine the translator pulling his hair out if he tries to translate more high-tech words.

     

    So while I was thinking..my itchy finger decided to really find out how facebooking in pure Malay would be like.

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    ..And bravely ventured into the unknown.

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    Holy shit.

     

     

    Navigation sounds screwed up.

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    Now I know what 'inbox' is in Malay.

     

    My status message goes:

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    Buat apa tu?

     

    What happens when you're tagged in an album?

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    If you're hungry, you get fed with news.
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    'Suaplah' saya - *aummm*

     

    The very popular 'poke' application is now called:

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    Sakitnyeerr.

     

    When you comment on a photo, it becomes:

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    When you wanna see which friends of yours are online.
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    LOL.

     

    Last but not least..for some reason, Facebook seems to think that Malay users have some sort of physical dysfunction. image

     

    Send 'Surat Komplen' in full Malay to Pasukan Facebook then only they know. obscene betul. CIS.

    Cheers!
    -EVo-

     

    P.S. I think a couple making love in Malay would sound like a comedy more than anything else. Daymn. Sayang abang.

    Save money when you die!

    This has gotta be the funniest picture I've seen all week long. Thanks to Kenny Sia's blog la that guy! Haha.

    Apparently Nirvana Memorial has some sort of promo going on in the spirit of the sales going on nationwide.

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    If you die within these two months you get a free cremation if you purchase an urn compartment.

    The way some people try to market their product during economy crisis...haha...

    I'm still laughing like a sor lou in front of everyone while I type this LOL.

    Cheers!
    -EVo-

    India Misadventures (Delhi 10/11 - 24/11 Part V)

    What do you do when you find out that, as you do more for a person, you make her happy, and oh-how sincerely happy she is.

    You know you're not being taken for granted.

    You know from the touch of her hand that she thinks you've done much more than you should, and yet in you, you just want to do more.

    And even after a few years, you know you both can keep going on.

    Oh yes, I believe in the future =)

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    On a different topic : 4 days ago, I finally fixed up a slow leak on the car tyre which I was supposed to do weeks ago. When balding marks started to appear on the side, I knew the tyre was calling for help desperately.

    Memang lah, the damn thing goes flat every 2 days. Imagine all that wear and tear with every inflate and deflate lol. My poor tired tire. Haha.

    So I sent it for repair at the local repair shop outside my house...and wham!a memory instantly flashed into my mind..Keke it's a memory of a tire puncture I had in Mumbai 2 months ago. Let's see..that was in Pune, about 2 hours east of Mumbai.

    What do you expect..with all those stony roads and every Indian driver thinking that he's Michael Schumacher, I'm not surprised that a million tires get punctured every single day. Really.

    So, back to the repair!

     

    This is something we've all seen a dozen times while we repair Our tires. That's my tire being repaired.

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    The Tire-man probably knows more about this machine than his own TOOTHBRUSH. I'd think you know how this works: tire goes in, machine turns one round and the tire pops out almost magically.

     

    For the Indian Tire-man, when it comes to removing a tire, there is nothing that works as well as his trusty wedge and hammer. And some body-weight.

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    Very systematically, Tire-man proceeds to the next step: removing the tube.

    Yes guys, Indian tires do have a tube in it. FYI, most of Malaysian tires are tubeless. They've been tubeless for decades now, so imagine my surprise when he pulled out the tube. Something like the tire's UNDERWEAR.

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    Then he checks for leakages in his special leak-detector tire bath:

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    Tire-man's shop is not short of curious onlookers:

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    Our Malaysian Tire-man uses some blue paste to patch up the leak after a few minutes of grinding.

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    Our Indian Tire-man? I have no idea...somehow or other the hole was patched up and it worked. The technology still escapes me.

     

    After patching is done, comes the part where the naked tire is dressed with its underwear again.

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    After some heavy banging, the tire is inflated and the pressure checked.

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    Don't play play, they really check the pressure. Even our Malaysia Tire-man doesn't do that.

     

    Finally, the tire is fixed back onto the car. In Malaysia we have that trusty jack that lifts cars up in less than 1 minute.

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    For Indian Tire-man: who needs to spend money on jacks when you can use the emergency jack belonging to the car owner?

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    Such sound economic wisdom. No wonder Indians are such successful businessmen.

     

    In Malaysia, our Tire-man uses this to remove the nuts:

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    Strangely, in India, even though they're already using compressed air to fill up tires, they don't have this little device that can just tap into the compressed air and remove nuts within seconds. Maybe doing it by hand is in true Indian Tire-man spirit.

     

    Finally, when everything is done, it's time to pack up. Did I also mention that the tire that was just repaired is actually the SPARE TIRE? The main tire, which we were using all the while was actually punctured beyond repair, and when we tried to use the SPARE TIRE, that's when we discovered that it was also punctured. what the hell right haha.

     

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    Now this one is the main tire! LOL. It was conveniently tucked back in the trunk, unrepaired, waiting for the next poor unsuspecting driver to use.

     

    Probably the best part of this whole process is payment. All that hard work, done manually by hand by the boss himself costs only Rs40 (Rm 3.33). He'll accept payment very happily with a big smile on his face.

     

    This is our repairshop:   xD

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    A little old and not so hi-tech, but hey, it works for the average Indian.

    For me, it was a good experience...hey, how often do you get to see something like this back home?

     

     

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    'Come out you goddam wheel!*

    That's incredible India for you. And remember, you got it all here! ;)

    Cheers!
    -EVo-

    This is what you do when stress overloads

     

    I've no idea what language is spoken, what's the reason for this guy doing what he did, or where it was. But it sure made me laugh..and replay it about 5 times.haha!

    I managed to freeze him in motion too huhu.

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    Random right? keke.why not?  XD

    Cheers!
    -EVo-

    Shopping in Zimbabwe. LOL.

    500 million dollar bill, just printed in May 2008.....everybody can have it.... just enough for breakfast/lunch (equal to about USD 2)
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    Everybody is a billionaire....  
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    To buy tidbits in a plastic packet......you have to spend at least 10 million
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    To buy vegetables.....5 million
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    To buy eggs........6000 million
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    To buy chicken.....how many million ?
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    If you want to eat in a restaurant, please prepare the money.........
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    For a beer after office hours..............
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    Your monthly salary.........you need to hire a taxi or lorry to bring the money home.....
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    Young kid - already a millionaire.......    
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    If you don't want to carry a lot of money.....change it to USD 
    Nobody wants to count the money, just weigh it......
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    Otherwise, this is what you have to do everytime you go to shop, market, bus station etc.....
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    Best Regards
    Bob Mugabe

    My say : This was taken from an email sent to me by my bro. Mann..I really wouldn't want to make their economy laughing material..but somehow you can't help but wonder how they can take this for so long!

    I guess there's only one consolation: this makes robbery much more difficult.There's just too much for the robber to carry during his getaway. Haha.

    Cheers!
    -EVo-

    P/S : Have you ever wondered what these guys use as their wallets? Backpacks?? Trolleys?? Joker la this Mugabe!

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